“If your goal was to show us your every lump, bump, roll, and cranny, then you were successful. Congratulations!”
Tag: exposure
In an open letter to the slow walking woman with the teeny tiny shorts,
“Full disclosure: I am in a bad mood. Now, if you are going to slowly shuffle about, don’t make a point to walk in front of moving vehicles. If you’re going to do this while wearing pantyshorts, please expect to be talked about. Case in point: I’m pretty sure that those shorts were tight enough […]