“Sweetie, you should know that no matter how surprised you look by the things I pull out of the couch, you know, like the Wii remote and that half-eaten candy cane, that I know exactly how those things got there.”
Tag: kids
In an open letter to her sweet, sweet son.
“Sweetie, I appreciate your compliments. I love them. They make me feel warm, and like I am, indeed, providing you a decent childhood. However, sometimes your compliments sound a little bit creepy…like this morning when you practically growled at me, “Well…does somebody look pretty this morning.” Your hand was on your hip and you were […]