“If your goal was to show us your every lump, bump, roll, and cranny, then you were successful. Congratulations!”
Tag: modesty
In a open letter to a hard-loved pair of jeans,
“We’ve had some good times together. You, sweet jeans, have given me the kind generosity a girl like me needs in the thigh region. Alas, the thighs have taken their toll, and you are now sporting a hole in the upper inner thigh region. It is best for your reputation and for mine for you […]