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Tag: pants
In an open letter to men who wear pants that, uh, accentuate their silhouettes,
“I am no junk-gazer, but some of you are wearing pants these days that make it hard to concentrate. Not in an ooh-and ah way, for the record. No, this is more in a ‘Wait. Was that? I think that was…what is going on here? kind of way.’ It is distracting. I’m just saying if […]