“I am certain that I am not fully utilizing your storage capability. There is so much potential if I can just figure out the best approach. Where there’s a will, there’s a way….”
Author: sherlonya
In an open letter to the two young mean who found themselves prey to my eavesdropping ear,
“I have to admit that I was utterly astounded by the number of times you used the word ‘like.’ You peppered your conversation quite liberally.”
In an open letter to the two young mean who found themselves prey to my eavesdropping ear,
“I have to admit that I was utterly astounded by the number of times you used the word ‘like.’ You peppered your conversation quite liberally.”
In an open letter to herself as she looks around,
“Your workspace looks like a closet. You need to get yourself together. Now.”
In an open letter to the term, “break me off a little piece,”
“You remind me of a bit of crispy meat from a roast. You remind me of that little piece that you want to just grab before anyone can know that you had it, that piece that you devour and enjoy even if you get burned…. You know, the more I think about it, the more […]
In an open letter to the people who make garters,
“Do you all have a product for wild sleepers who manage to consistently lose their socks in the bed? Being active in your sleep doesn’t mean your feet don’t get cold. There’s a market out there for you; I’m sure of it.”
In an open an open letter to herself,
“If you do not go to the gym for a long time, but then go spend 40 minutes on a treadmill constantly playing with the incline and the speed, and then follow that with squats and ab exercises that you used to do but don’ t do anymore, things will hurt. All of the things, […]
I an open letter to the mom with the screaming child in the waiting room,
“I couldn’t help but hear you attempt to comfort your child. She isn’t ‘fussing’ as you called it. She was wailing. She put her whole body into it, too.”
In an open letter to metadata,
“I don’t like to create you, but I do enjoy that you’re there. I take advantage of you often.”
In an open letter to herself for the rare moments she finds herself listening to a rap song,
“Your problem is the way that you think about this music. You should enjoy the language, particularly the clever turns of phrase and the metaphors. What you should not do is think about the physiology of what’s happening in many of these songs. Once your brain goes there, it’s too hard for you to come […]